Five scary things about Detroit the day of Wrestlemania:
5) A mass of people 80,000 strong all going into the same building at the same time.
4) 98% of those people either dressed up like a wrestler, carrying a championship belt or wearing black shirts.
3.5) 75% of those people are what some would call "uneducated." Even scarier? 25% of those people are eductated!!
3) Teenage girls passing out free Insane Clown Posse CDs with liner notes that are scary just to look at without even reading the lyrics.
2) People carrying metal chairs around town and on the PeopleMover.
1) Eileen and Jason were in the middle of it all in the brightest flourescent yellow shirts you can imagine. (Don't worry, I'm sure you'll see them on the DVD.)
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Wait! You left out that nearly 15% of those people smell awful! haha What an entry, Andrew! I laughed lots at the idea that I am part of that 25% educated.
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