Monday, April 16, 2007

"Lost without you"

Why Andrew's back scratches will never add up

Andrew: *Scratching Lisa's Back*
Lisa: *Trying to direct my scratches* "Ah Marilyn's Grove, Marilyn's Grove!"
Andrew: "What the heck are you talking about?"
Lisa: You know where that JFK guy died.

Rogers on current events

Lisa: "Ask me who Tony Blair is."
Lisa: "You don't even have to ask me because I know the Prime Minister of England."
Andrew: "Who's Saddam Hussein?"
Lisa: "That guy who died that we caught in a fox hole."
Andrew: "What country did he lead?"
Lisa: "Umm. Iran?"
Andrew: "Who's the leader of Iraq?"
Lisa: "That guy we can't find, with the beard. Who bombed us."

Andrew on fashion

Lisa: "I can't believe you know Chanel's first name."
Lisa: "What's Dior's first name?"
Andrew: "Christian."
Lisa: "Oh my gosh, I married a gay man."

Always better when we're together.

Tomorrow night: Tigers baseball game!
Friday night: We're hitting A-Town. We should be around Saturday.

2 comments:

Philip Patrie said...

So Lisa realizes the truth!

Anonymous said...

..and all this time I thought we covered it up so well...at least now we can be open about it... - Ricker