"In the darkest hour of the night"

Jason Clodfelder while trying to describe a huge number: "You know numbers with commas...there was like 4 of them (commas)."

Playing poker tonight from 1:15 to 3:00AM was very fun. Unfortunately I have to study for a test tomorrow. We had a good, funny time though. Today was the 2nd Annual Rosenberg Steak Cookout. That was a good time as well. 12 guys came over. It was very nice. They're a good group of fellas.

So it's 3:20 again. Another weekend has come to an end.

Today I joined some groups on The Facebook. Specifically a Saved by the Bell group and a Paris Hilton group. Both good choices, I think. I also posted House of Wax's secret formula for success on the Paris Hilton board:

Paris Hilton + Elisha Cuthbert x Scary = Best Movie Ever
That's the formula. It works everytime. This is just the first time they've tried it. Soon the world we'll see and a dozen movies will begin pre-production casting Elisha and Paris and coming up with scary titles like "House of Wax 2: The Melting Candle" or "House of Wax 4: Waxing or Waning?" Then finally, they'll make "House of Wax 9: Paris' Wax Nipple" The last one will probably be just be straight porn. It will still be scary though, because Paris will be 40 years old by the time they get around to HOW 9: PWN and no one will want to see Paris' wax nipple.

Nipples are funny. Every human being except for those suffering with the rare Benundiles Condition has a nipple. In fact, everyone has two unless they suffer from Benundiles or Unundiles, yet it still seems like a dirty word. Something that is semi-awkward to say in front of your parents or other respectable adults. Why is that? It shouldn't offend anyone except for Unundilites and Benundilites, but it still seems like it does. I love nipples. I'm happy to be the proud owner of two nipples. If you ask nicely, I just might show them to you.

Song of the Day: You and Me - Lifehouse